Building The Machine

What looks like some sort of Holloween Costume... is actually me after my first time using a double edged razor.  It took me a while to figure out what the 1-9 range written on the device ment... but after some bloody expirementation, I think I've got it figured out.  Deffinitly the closest shave I've ever had.  Well worth the $2 I spent on the antique butterfly razor, and the $3 I spent on 10 blades.  Amazon sells 100 packs for $15.  Each blade lasts about 3-5 shaves, making my total shaving expences... asuming I shave every day... $15 a year.  The mach 3's I was using usually lasted about 2-4 shaves (Remember that when I shave I usually go from full skruff to baby's ass), and cost $15 for four blades.  Let's just say this new method of shaving is right up my ally.  The Dvorak of the shaving world.

Oh... the eyepatch... um... believe it or  not I did not accedently shave my eyeball.  I'm doing eye exercices, practicing using only one eye for four hours at a time to strengthen them individually.

The poem below is a foray into self developement.

Building the Machine

What is charisma without conviction.

If I build this machine without knowing its fuel.

It'll run on anything it can get it's hands on.

Change the world to fit my feet.

Cration no longer in the hands of its creator.

Debonair, tight fit, combed hair, glint

I've got to care, about something.

If it isn't me what-er-who is it?

I believe in me.  For the price I pay.

I'm not big enough to look up to myself.

So with ropes tied to hands and feet I crank again.

I never see myself.  But the room gets bigger.

The sound of my pain gets dimmer,

I listen to myself fade away as I go deph.

But in my chest I know me.  The rumble inside.

Ear's aside.  I feel the vibration, of vocal sensation.

And with hope, I crank again.

Moxie sprays on, Fox Cuflinks, James Bond,

All the kinks straitend, and springs are tight

The whites are white, smile loaded.

Change my feet to fit the world.

The creator, no longer in the hands the created.

What is conviction without charisma.

If I fuel this machine before its built,

I can't get my hands on anything to run.